[pink floyd songs starts]
graduates high school, graduates college, gets a job, gets married, has children
[pink floyd song ends]
A black teenager could have a 200 IQ and find the cure for cancer and white people will still say affirmative action is the reason why they got into college
- It takes a little bit of effort and time and networking and knowing the right kinds of people, but it is possible to teleport.
- Hair and clouds are actually the same thing.
- Snow will melt if you look at it long enough. No, really. You just aren’t looking at it long enough….
im illegalizing straight marriage
a) The word “illegalize” does not exist within the English language, to make something illegal is called “criminalizing” it, legalizing it means to turn something illegal into a legal action
b) Fuck you
im criminalizing straight marriage
the true meaning of lgbtqia:
totally cool allies
nobody hates glee more than people who have sincerely loved glee at some point in their lives
remember when tumblr thought u could have infinite chocolate if u cut it at the right angle
[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.
- in memory of a deceased loved one
- because you happened to pass by a tattoo shop
- because it is your favorite quote
- because it’s from your favorite TV show
- to show dedication to your romantic partner
- because you liked the design
- because it has a deep meaning to you
- because you were young and stupid
- because you fucking wanted to.